It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Also, beer. Big fan.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Randomize
