how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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