I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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