i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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