STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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