If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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