just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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