need another drink. this is the easiest way
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
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