She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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