Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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