there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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