Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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