no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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