I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
That's when you crack a 10am beer
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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