I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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