We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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