shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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