perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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