I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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