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(517): View more from Michigan

They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.

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(443): View more from Maryland

the only muscles i have these days is kegels

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(772): View more from Florida

remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.

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(214): View more from Texas

That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Ong my arms are moving wo my consent

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(416): View more from Toronto

He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...

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