This is not my ceiling
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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