i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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