singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
wow bdsm is so cute
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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