I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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