gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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