We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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