hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
A+ Viking dick
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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