the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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