I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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