: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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