question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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