pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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