are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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