somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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