the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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