So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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