Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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