We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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