Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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