The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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