You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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