It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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