if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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