Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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