Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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