i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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