no. you can't hotbox the world.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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