This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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