so that wasnt chicken after all
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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