It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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