No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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