She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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